Peanut: My language arts teacher pictures Luna Ledbetter as Clarisse in Fahrenheit 451.
Nerdy Apple: Do you mean Luna Lovegood? From Harry Potter?
Peanut: Hmmm, yes. Are you sure it’s not Ledbetter?
Nerdy Apple: Yes. You are mixing up Luna Lovegood and Lily Ledbetter. [I love that she knows who both of them are.]

Squirt: Did you know I can talk to my brain?

Squirt: Why does everything have corn juice? [I assume he's referring to high fructose corn syrup, but who knows.]

Boo: How does she not get dirty in that raw meat? And how does her money not get all meaty? [referring to Lady Gago - he may be behind in his pop culture studies.]

Squirt: Here’s Ronson Johnson. Hmmmm, no. Who is this? [while holding up a dollar bill]
Boo: George Washington.

Peanut: …it has to be perceived as bullying. I mean if you’re mutual on it…
Nerdy Apple: Huh? Oh, neutral. You mean neutral.
Peanut: Sure, mutual.
Nerdy Apple: *sigh

Squirt: Whenever I get on the bus I smell a weird taste.
Nerdy Apple: Like what?
Squirt: Like a blueberry gone bad.

Squirt: Abra. Ham. Makin.
Boo: ABRAHAM LINCOLN! [not sure why Squirt is all about the Presidents lately.]

Nerdy Apple: FREEZE! What is that? [as I see Squirt walking by with a 3ft long painted spindle of some sort.]
Squirt: [while continuing to walk on by] Why, it’s a dancing stick of course.

Boo: I don’t get commercials like this. [while watching a Viagra ad]

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4 Responses to Funnies

  1. Rachel October 12, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

    Peanut is so smart – I can’t believe she’s almost a TEENAGER. Only three more years til she’s driving.

  2. hamptonmomof4 October 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

    What smart cuties

  3. TheOtherLisa October 12, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    Personally it’s the Cialis commercials I don’t get. I would think a shared tub makes more sense? Yay for funnies, your family is terrific.

  4. Colleen Balch October 12, 2012 at 10:24 am #

    Hey, thanks for the belly laughs… :D

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