Peanut: My language arts teacher pictures Luna Ledbetter as Clarisse in Fahrenheit 451.
Nerdy Apple: Do you mean Luna Lovegood? From Harry Potter?
Peanut: Hmmm, yes. Are you sure it’s not Ledbetter?
Nerdy Apple: Yes. You are mixing up Luna Lovegood and Lily Ledbetter. [I love that she knows who both of them are.]
Squirt: Did you know I can talk to my brain?
Squirt: Why does everything have corn juice? [I assume he's referring to high fructose corn syrup, but who knows.]
Boo: How does she not get dirty in that raw meat? And how does her money not get all meaty? [referring to Lady Gago - he may be behind in his pop culture studies.]
Squirt: Here’s Ronson Johnson. Hmmmm, no. Who is this? [while holding up a dollar bill]
Boo: George Washington.
Peanut: …it has to be perceived as bullying. I mean if you’re mutual on it…
Nerdy Apple: Huh? Oh, neutral. You mean neutral.
Peanut: Sure, mutual.
Nerdy Apple: *sigh
Squirt: Whenever I get on the bus I smell a weird taste.
Nerdy Apple: Like what?
Squirt: Like a blueberry gone bad.
Squirt: Abra. Ham. Makin.
Boo: ABRAHAM LINCOLN! [not sure why Squirt is all about the Presidents lately.]
Nerdy Apple: FREEZE! What is that? [as I see Squirt walking by with a 3ft long painted spindle of some sort.]
Squirt: [while continuing to walk on by] Why, it’s a dancing stick of course.
Boo: I don’t get commercials like this. [while watching a Viagra ad]