Squirt: I’m not going to have fun at school. We have to play with balls.
Boo: Want to do a staring contest?
Squirt: Can I blink?
Boo: There’s a rainbow!
Squirt: Mimi and Papa are here. Ugh, I should put pants on.
Nerdy Apple: *quizzical look*
Squirt: They’ve seen me NAKED?!? *shrug* You always get to see me naked.
Squirt [while stepping outside to wait for the bus]: It might be a stinky day.
Boo [while watching a 'Revolting Slob' segment from HBO's Crashbox] : That’s even messier than our house!
Nerdy Apple: Will you be home before bedtime?
Detective: It depends if I’m in the middle of a murder. [Sometimes I'm surprised at what passes for normal around here.]
Boo: See! Look! Look how creepy that house is? I WANT ONE!
Squirt: I love you 100% much
Nerdy Apple: I couldn’t find anything mint green at Macy’s.
Peanut: Maybe they’re still on the neon fade.
Nerdy Apple: Fad.
Peanut: Right. Fad.
Squirt: I love you 190.
Boo: There’s a couple of other blondes in my class, but I am the lightest one.
Peanut [in a mocking voice]: I’m the most albino!
Squirt: I love you googol.
Peanut: He’s like a contusionist.
Nerdy Apple: Contortionist.
Peanut: Right. Whatever. Don’t write that down.