Funny

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Squirt: I’m not going to have fun at school. We have to play with balls.

Boo: Want to do a staring contest?
Squirt: Can I blink?
Boo: There’s a rainbow!
Squirt: Where?

Squirt: Mimi and Papa are here. Ugh, I should put pants on.
Nerdy Apple: *quizzical look*
Squirt: They’ve seen me NAKED?!? *shrug* You always get to see me naked.

Squirt [while stepping outside to wait for the bus]: It might be a stinky day.

Boo [while watching a 'Revolting Slob' segment from HBO's Crashbox] : That’s even messier than our house!

Nerdy Apple: Will you be home before bedtime?
Detective: It depends if I’m in the middle of a murder. [Sometimes I'm surprised at what passes for normal around here.]

Boo: See! Look! Look how creepy that house is? I WANT ONE!

Squirt: I love you 100% much

Nerdy Apple: I couldn’t find anything mint green at Macy’s.
Peanut: Maybe they’re still on the neon fade.
Nerdy Apple: Fad.
Peanut: Right. Fad.

Squirt: I love you 190.

Boo: There’s a couple of other blondes in my class, but I am the lightest one.
Peanut [in a mocking voice]: I’m the most albino!

Squirt: I love you googol.

Peanut: He’s like a contusionist.
Nerdy Apple: Contortionist.
Peanut: Right. Whatever. Don’t write that down.

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3 Responses to Funny

  1. Katrina Villareal May 21, 2013 at 5:38 am #

    Whenever I visit your blog, I always go back to the funnies. :)

  2. onlyhalfnuts March 17, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

    It’s great that you are keeping track of the gems that come from the babes. You don’t think you will ever forget…but you do! :-) I especially cracked up a the murder conversation. My detective and I have had the same one, nonchalantly, and since we have a few medical people in the family, guts and gore are not uncommon either.

  3. Michelle February 9, 2013 at 11:49 pm #

    :)

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