Evidence: This is a photo from our main floor bathroom. It appears to be the core of a partially eaten nectarine from the Farmer’s Market. Discarded next to our toilet scrubber, some cleaner, and a section out of a magazine.
Culprit: Fairly sure it was Squirt.
Explanation: I was done with it.
Analysis: Cannot be certain if he was eating it while using the toilet, but better not to delve too deeply.