Detective: I lost the coin toss at work, so I have to go in later.
Peanut: Coin toss?
NerdyApple: Yeah, they toss a coin and whomever loses, has to go in.
Peanut: Oh, so it’s like 1-2-3 NOT IT! for grown men.
Detective: Well, if we want to get technical, we actually did Rock Paper Scissors.
Squirt: Where did dinosaurs live? Like India or something?
Boo: What should I be when I grow up, Bigfoot Hunter or Sherlock Holmes? Maybe one day I’ll go squatching and the next solve mysteries.
Squirt to me: I hope you don’t die! [after I banged my knee]
Boo to Squirt: What’s your grandpa look like?
Squirt, while eating a piece of candy: It tastes like leprechaun slobber!
Boo after our drinks arrived at the Old Spaghetti Factory and the straws still had the top of the wrapper on them for sanitary purposes: It’s so fancy! [the waitress had a nice chuckle over that one]
Squirt, when he had a little skin peeling off his ear: Maybe I’m just growing a bigger ear. [If that is the case, I hope the new one actually listens to me]
NerdyApple: That’s Pennsylvania.
Boo: Isn’t that where vampires live?
Boo to Squirt: You smell like beef jerky.
NerdyApple: Just finished our tax returns.
Peanut: I hate taxes.
NerdyApple: Taxes pay your dad’s salary.
Squirt: I hate celery.
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